Let's start with the obvious: Happy New Year, DAA friends and family! I hope you had a lovely holiday season and a kick-ass start of 2014.

I know I had! This holiday season I enjoyed 7 parties. You read that right. Seven opportunities to stuff myself with amazing food, enjoy a little (too much) champagne and of course: receiving a lot of presents! Especially the food department was a bit too much this year. You see, three of these parties included grandmas. And there’s no amount of ‘I really can’t handle more’ or ‘My stomach is going to explode’ that will stop them from handing you that third piece of cake…   with some extra whipped cream of course! By the time we hit 2014 even my stomach agreed that ‘going on a diet’ would be standard on my list of resolutions.  And I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one.

Admitted, I do despise that a little, those resolutions. My Facebook feed is filling up with my friends’ promising gym careers and their strict diet plans for the new year.  And although I’m sticking to vegetables and water for this week, I’m pretty sure I’ll be looking out for some French fries in the next. While eating them, I will think back to those wonderful days were my new year’s resolutions were sure to come true.

So I came up with a new plan. – oh yes, in this new year I’m planning on planning my plans more, you see. I will keep my promises for this year a bit more realistic.

For example, my plan is to no longer discriminate my boyfriend in taking out the garbage because it’s ‘ A man’s job’ (I don’t really believe that, but I’m lazy.)

Or that I will no longer fill my desk with coffee cups because everytime I go downstairs, I remember I forget my cup upstairs so I take a new one.

Or maybe that I will clean out my closet and stop secretly taking in closet space of the boyfriend by using the method ‘ If it has my stuff in it , it’s mine’.

I will end my resolutions with some promises to you, how about that?

I vow that I will keep you updated at all times with information you want about sex, safe sex and everything in between, but that I will never lecture or be boring.

I promise I’ll make you laugh with random stories about my everyday life and stupid videos like this, this and this.

I swear that I will always be grateful for all your help and support to DAA

Last but not least, I have to end with a promise of world peace, diet plans and changing the world, or my resolutions wouldn’t be right. What are your plans for 2014?