...they do it with AIR, which is the safest way I've ever heard to make love. Do you know the air guitar competitions? Well, imagine the same but having imaginary sex. The Air Sex World Championship is now touring the States in order to crown champions, who will compete during the super-finals in December in New York.

This is not the kind of show you should go to with your granny - except when she's a performer herself. Rules are simple: you will present an act of sexual intercourse with an imaginary partner in front of a crowd. So you won't need to take your clothes off, neither to wrap up a condom. "The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we're in. Since most Air Sex venues serve alcohol, you can't get naked. And since some also serve food, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so)". Who said that? And who the **** was so insane to have such an idea!? - you now undoubtedly ask. Chris Trew - is my answer.

He is an American comedian and also founder of The New Movement, a comedy conservatory based in Austin, Texas. From 2009 he is the host of the Air Sex Championship (2013 it's the 5th edition) and in 2012 he auditioned for America's Got Talent as an expert in the sport of Air Sex. During this performance judge Howard Stern did not like Trew's piece and was also worried for the other judge Sharon Osbourne, who probably was not used to such a shocking show - Sharon OSBOURNE!? Shock Jock Stern even found the performance "highly offensive". Chris, you're a genius in our eyes!