Why do people who actually go out to buy a sex toy, call them a ‘personal massager’? I mean, just call it what it is, if you’re buying one you might as well just say the proper name. Anyways, I’m not sure what to think of sex toys. I don’t have any so I don’t really know if they ‘work’. However, I’ve read a lot of positive things about them. Some call them mind-blowing.

Whether you’re buying a simple ‘personal massager’ , anal beads or a JimmyJane diamond-encrusted dildo the purchase of it will cause an emotional roller coaster. According to Cosmopolitan you go through a few emotional phases when buying a sex toy.
 

The best part of this ‘roller coaster’ is probably the moment when you decide to buy one. You just get frickin’ excited.  But it’s not always a ‘Fuck yeah, let’s do this’ feeling. There’s some planning involved which leads to concern and confusion. There also might be some ambivalence, shame and shame again. If you want to know the complete timeline, check out this link.